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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jagged Spiral Releases New Promotional Campaign

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Labels: Fluff, Is This Art?, Video

posted by Zero 4:09 PM

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Metallica Take 9

An absolute MUST READ for Metallica fans, concerning their upcoming ninth album.

As far as I'm concerned, Metallica died in a plane crash during the Black Album Tour, but noone told the band. People WANT Metallica to be good, but come on, "Give me Fuel, Give me Fire, Give me THAT WHICH I DESIRE?" WTF? And for the Love of Dog, could someone take that fucking Wah-Wah pedal away from Kirk Hammett?

They can talk all they want about 'going back to their roots' and they can fire and hire whomever they want. Hell, fire the entire fucking band, and replace them with teens picked out on a reality TV show.

IF they release good music, THEN i might buy it. This seems to have escaped the band currently calling themselves Metallica.

Labels: Fluff, Is This Art?

posted by Zero 5:33 PM

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Monday, July 16, 2007

Jagged M&Ms

Here is what Jagged Spiral would look like if they were M&Ms:

Turn yourself into an M&M here: http://www.becomeanmm.com/

-Z

Labels: Is This Art?, Pix

posted by Zero 1:15 AM

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Monday, June 4, 2007

Band in a Box

Of course, this is LA's contribution to music.

Thanks, LA, (Which is this case might stand for LAughable) but you can keep the Guitar Zero's...

-Z

Labels: Is This Art?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

New Smasing Pumpkins! [Yawn]

This ain't your older sister's Smashing Pumpkins, mind you. This is the New, Improved Version! Hey this is 2007 man! We gots to have flying cars, world peace, and top-fucking-notch audio production quality! Just go to their myspace page, and listen to the old stuff. Then check out the track Let me give the world to you from their upcoming, inappropriately named album, 'Zeitgeist'.

....

um, What the Fuck?

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SHIT?

Oh, that's right, it's the Smashing Pumpkins; they always were always hit-n-miss. Their good songs were great, like "Zero" and "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" - good enough for me to overlook (overlisten?) Billy Corgan's voice which is, at times, *Worse* than Ozzy Ozborne. :( But if this is the single, how bad will the rest be?

The new S.P. single sounds like it was recorded on a rusty shoelace using a microphone that was stuffed in a shoebox full of those orange circus peanut candies. Listen closely, you can almost hear the band playing the song in the next room....

So instead of becoming some kind of 'New' sound, and amazing us with ingenuity, the new SP is sounding awfully indie. I would call it grunge without the harshness that made SP interesting in the first place. Watered-down-grunge? Wouldn't that be Sludge? Yep, I think Sludge is the new Grunge, just add water.

Well, the good thing is that squishing the piss out of the file by compressing it into .mp3 format can't possibly have an adverse effect on the audio quality.

-Zero